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Human
Haters Club
Earth is mid. The merch isn’t.
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Size Guide — Pick Your Specimen Size
Garment measurements · cm / in
Chest Width
52 cm / 20.5″
Body Length
71 cm / 28.0″
Sleeve
21 cm / 8.3″
The go-to. Boxy but not baggy. Most abductees pick this.